Are You Katlick?

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church, but only the janitor was there. One little boy told the janitor, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.  Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.  He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a
time. Then he said, "Now go out and play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said, "We’re not Katlick, because they pour the water on you. We’re not Babtis because they! dunk all of you in it. We’re not Methods because they just sprinkle you."

The littlest one said, "Didn’t you smell that water?" The middle one said, " Yeah! What do you think that means?"

The little one replied, "I think it means that we’re Pisscopalians."

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About waynem

As a Minnesota based photographer and artist I have been greatly influenced by the Upper Midwest. I focus my skills and energies on portraits, landscapes, cityscapes, architectural and fine art work. My best work comes from images first painted in my mind. I mull over a prospective image for weeks or months, seeing it from different angles and perspectives, then finally deciding what to capture. The result is images that deeply touch people's emotions and powerfully evoke memories and dreams. My images are used commercially by companies and organizations ranging from Financial Services firms, mom and pop Ice Cream shops and The Basilica of St Mary to communicate their shared vision and values. Book and magazine publishers have featured my images on their covers. My photographs also grace and enhance the decor of many fine homes.
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